Actual Spam!
Subject: If you think these won't make her happy, your dumb!
Date: Wed, 6 Oct 2004

Nothing sells me faster than poor spelling and the promise of a monster cock. Throw some fairy tale references into the mix and...well, let's just say I'm gonna be living poor for the next few months. I'd intended to have the new site published before I posted again, but I received this spam this morning, and it demanded immediate attention. This will, in fact, be my last post on this version of timothyx.com. The new site is almost done and my first post will be a long ass explanation of the last five months. Not that I have any readers left at this point, but hey.

posted by timothy on Thursday, October 07, 2004