Tim: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418068/board/nest/22366648
Tim: hi there
Phil: hi!
Phil: ugh
Phil: that faggot needs to die
Tim: i know
Tim: it gets better here
Tim: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418068/board/nest/15642407
Phil: haha
Phil: "I'd rather have cancer than watch Police Academy." <---so fucking true
Tim: they argue about that all the way down the page
Phil: oh jesus
Phil: how fucking long
Tim: i'm still reading
Tim: it's hysterical
Phil: hehe
Tim: "2) I don't understand why people hate the PA movies. Sure, they may not be the best movies ever made, but they're defently not the worst either (if we ignore Mi2.0/ssion to Moscow)
What is it to hate about these movies?
I believe that if Steve Guttenberg didn't leave the series the last of the series wouldn't have been that bad as they where, so I hope he'll return, but I don't believe he will :-("
Phil: oh my lord
Phil: he has to be joking
Tim: "I'd rather vote for Bush AND watch this movie. I voted for Bush twice before, and watched 7 of these movies before. I'd love to do both again.

'...Beware my power, Green Lantern's Light!'"
Phil: what the fuck
Tim: "Every one of the these movies is just plain fun. I'm sorry."
Phil: oh my lord
Phil: now
Phil: im going to admit to liking these movies...
Phil: ...WHEN I WAS 7
Phil: anyone over the age of 8 that thinks those movies are anything but dog shit needs to have a wrecking ball shoved up their ass
Tim: i had to reply
Tim: "'I'd rather vote for Bush AND watch this movie. I voted for Bush twice before, and watched 7 of these movies before. I'd love to do both again.'

1. thank you for admitting you're an idiot.
2. oh my god, i hate you.
3. you getting cancer would be funnier than the police academy movies.
4. but not as funny as george w. shrub getting cancer.
5. next time you see your parents, beat them for reproducing.

'...obligatory quote to prove i've wasted my life reading comics and watching movies.'"
Phil: hahaha
Tim: god i hate these boards but i can't stop reading them. they're my new favorite form of getting angry
Phil: i know what you mean
Tim: "Since the main cast of the Police Acadmey movies are pretty old right now I suggest that the next film feature those character's sons and daughters enter the Police Acadmey as new cadets. I would love to see as many of the old cast members come back and have them be the instructers as the Academy.

One cast suggestion if George Gaynes doesn't won't too are is unable to come back I suggest Kelsey Grammer, as his son, the new Cmndt. Lassard."
Phil: "One cast suggestion if George Gaynes doesn't won't too are is unable to" What the fuck does that mean
Tim: i know
Phil: i love these idiots
Phil: "I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR A MOVIE"
Phil: ITS TWO PEOPLE JUMPING ON A TRAMPOLINE
Phil: AND ONE FALLS OFF
Phil: EXCEPT THE GROUND IS A PIE
Phil: HAHAHA
Tim: hahahaha