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December 16, 2005

Oh my god, I think I've died and gone to hell. This is the president of my fucking country.

December 15, 2005

Moscow Wax Figure Exhibition Highlights Graphic Dangers of Drugs

Lockwood man, sidekick, roam U.S. as Batman and Robin

Living in Lockwood, Young is Batman, accompanied by his friend Austin Moore, the Boy Wonder. But when the Batmobile is outside of a restaurant, don't panic. They're not there to fight crime - chances are they're just hungry.

This, truly, is the reason the internet rules. For the comic geeks over 30 (which is most of them), remember those shitty Hostess Fruit Pie ads in Marvel and DC comics back in the 70's and 80's? This is an archive of damn near all of them. How fucking cool is that shit?

Parent of the year, right here.

E-cards you don't have to be ashamed of sending.

Hysterical.

This is a sticker I wish I'd thought of. Buy some now. Obey my dog!

Normally, I'm not a fan of our simian cousins. They're like relatives you don't want to be seen with. Gigantic fucking apes on the other hand...

If I lived in Las Vegas, I'd spend most of my day wondering how my life got so fucked up. And I'd vote for this guy:

Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman has suggested that those who deface freeways with graffiti should have their thumbs cut off on television.

"You know, we have a beautiful highway landscaping redevelopment in our downtown. We have desert tortoises and beautiful paintings of flora and fauna. These punks come along and deface it.

"I'm saying maybe you put them on TV and cut off a thumb," the mayor added. "That may be the right thing to do."

Personally, I think anyone convicted of vandalism should be given the death sentence, but that's just me.

Like moviegoers everywhere, the Green Bay Packers are fed up with interruptions caused by those annoying cell phones going off at the most inopportune time.

This is just horrible. No idea who sent me this link, but I'd bet a thousand dollars it was Howard.

The Turd Twister is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs, and it comes with a hilarious instruction manual. It's just a joke of course, and it's good for hours of laughter! It's the Ultimate Gift for the person who has everything, including a "twisted" sense of humor!