These six "articles" were text pieces I used on the home page of the site.  None of them are particularly good, save for the shock value of seeing my smashed up PS2.  But, good or not, I'm archiving them here.  If nothing else they'll remind me of how uninspired I was every time I sat down to write for more than a year.  Come to think of it...here's hoping that shit is all behind me.  Enjoy (if possible):