I've always liked being part of the crowd.  Before the Oscars aired last week, I read several articles like this one, all of them equally lame.  Thought I'd put in my two cents:

1. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
2. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
3. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
4. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
5. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
6. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
7. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
8. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
9. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
10. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
11. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
12. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
13. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
14. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
15. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
16. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
17. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
18. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
19. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.
20. I'm a pathetic worm.  I compensate for my family and co-workers not paying any attention to me by being heavily opinionated and "edgy" on my blog.