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Frequently, much of what is posted to the blog is found from sites like warrenellis.com, fark.com, and various news sites such as google news and slashdot.  But nine times out of ten, the best stuff (Best={funniest, nastiest, sickest, most depraved}) comes from a group of people I've just now decided to call The Circle Of Evil.  These people are an exceptional brand of Wrong and are some of the best friends I have in this world.
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   365 tomorrows

   Brian Wood
   Fuck The South
   Infinite Matrix
   John Fuckin' Harrelson
   Landover Baptist Church
   Maddox
   MungBeing
   On We
   Patton Oswalt
   Retro Crush
   The Fossil Record
   The Sneeze
   Warren Ellis
   Zailo!

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   Artbomb.net
   E-Merl.com
   Finder
   Overcompensating
   Nine Planets

DAVID
Climate/Terrain: Any
Frequency: Unique
Organization: Circle Of Evil
Activity Cycle: Night
Diet: Nil
Intelligence: Exceptional (15-16)
Treasure: (D)
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
No. Appearing: 1
Armor Class: 0
Movement: 15
Hit Dice: 7
THAC0: 13
No. of Attacks: 1
Damage/Attack: 1-8
Special Attacks: Death Wail
Special Defenses: +1 or better weapon to hit
Magic Resistance: 50%
Size: M (5'-6' tall)
Morale: Elite (13)
XP Value: 4,000

David is the spirit of an evil elf - a very rare thing indeed. David hates the living, finding their presence painful, and seeks to harm whomever he may meet. David appears as a floating, luminous phantasm, his image glows brightly at night, but is transparent in sunlight (60% invisible). His face is a mask of pain and anguish, but hatred and ire burns brightly in his eyes.  David works with the public.

Combat: David is a formidable opponent. His most dreaded weapon is his wail or keen. Any creature within 30 feet of David when he keens must roll a saving throw vs. death magic. Any creature that remains within five miles of his lair is sure to be attacked when night falls. The nature of this attack varies with the victim. Beasts and less threatening characters are killed via a touch. Adventurers or demihumans are attacked by keening. Creatures powerful enough to withstand the David's keen are written up and summarily dismissed.

Habitat/Society: David loathes all living things and thus makes his home in the desolate countryside. There he hides by day (on his days off), when he cannot keen, and wanders the surrounding countryside by night. The land encircling his lair is strewn with the bones of beasts who heard his cry.

Ecology: David kills without discretion, and his only pleasure is the misfortune and misery of others. In addition to slaying both man and beast, his keen has a powerful effect upon bitchy customers and employees with shitty work ethics.

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