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Frequently,
much of what is posted to the blog is found from sites like
warrenellis.com,
fark.com, and
various news sites such as
google news
and slashdot.
But nine times out of ten, the best stuff (Best={funniest,
nastiest, sickest, most depraved}) comes from a group of people
I've just now decided to call The Circle Of Evil. These
people are an exceptional brand of Wrong and are some of the
best friends I have in this world. |
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DAVID
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Climate/Terrain: |
Any |
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Frequency: |
Unique |
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Organization: |
Circle Of Evil |
| Activity
Cycle: |
Night |
| Diet: |
Nil |
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Intelligence: |
Exceptional (15-16) |
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Treasure: |
(D) |
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Alignment: |
Chaotic Evil |
| No.
Appearing: |
1 |
| Armor
Class: |
0 |
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Movement: |
15 |
| Hit
Dice: |
7 |
| THAC0: |
13 |
| No. of
Attacks: |
1 |
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Damage/Attack: |
1-8 |
| Special
Attacks: |
Death Wail |
| Special
Defenses: |
+1 or better weapon to
hit |
| Magic
Resistance: |
50% |
| Size: |
M (5'-6' tall) |
| Morale: |
Elite (13) |
| XP
Value: |
4,000 |
David is the spirit of an evil elf - a very
rare thing indeed. David hates the living, finding their
presence painful, and seeks to harm whomever he may meet. David
appears as a floating, luminous phantasm, his image glows
brightly at night, but is transparent in sunlight (60%
invisible). His face is a mask of pain and anguish, but hatred
and ire burns brightly in his eyes. David works with the
public.
Combat: David is a formidable opponent. His most dreaded
weapon is his wail or keen. Any creature within 30 feet of David
when he keens must roll a saving throw vs. death magic. Any
creature that remains within five miles of his lair is sure to
be attacked when night falls. The nature of this attack varies
with the victim. Beasts and less threatening characters are
killed via a touch. Adventurers or demihumans are attacked by
keening. Creatures powerful enough to withstand the David's keen
are written up and summarily dismissed.
Habitat/Society: David loathes all living things and
thus makes his home in the desolate countryside.
There he hides by day (on his days off), when he cannot keen, and wanders the
surrounding countryside by night. The land encircling his lair is strewn with the bones of beasts who heard
his cry.
Ecology: David
kills without discretion, and his only pleasure is the
misfortune and misery of others. In addition to slaying both man
and beast, his keen has a powerful effect upon
bitchy customers and employees with shitty work ethics.
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2006 TimothyX - Not counting the content stolen from other sites.
Proud member of the Liberal Conspiracy To Ruin America since March 19,
2003. |
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