Climate/Terrain:	Temperate rural
Frequency:	Unique
Organization:	Circle Of Evil
Activity Cycle:	Night
Diet:	Vegetarian
Intelligence:	High (13-14)
Treasure:	O, P, Q
Alignment:	Neutral/Chaotic Good
No. Appearing:	1
Armor Class:	3
Movement:	12
Hit Dice:	0.5
THAC0:	20
No. of Attacks:	1
Damage/Attack:	1-2(Weapon)
Special Attacks:	Spells
Special Defenses:	Save as 9th lvl cleric
Magic Resistance:	Nil
Size:	Tiny (2' tall)
Morale:	Steady (11-12)
XP Value:	175

Howard is a small, benign humanoid who may be very distantly related to hobbits. Peaceful and friendly, Howard prefers to make his home in pastoral regions, foraging and gleaning his food. Additionally, several people agree that Howard is one of the wisest and kindest people they know.  He makes an excellent dinner companion and always has an interesting anecdote on hand.  And yet everyone is terrified at the prospect of Howard actually sleeping in their home, nor do they wish to take a bath with him (both being requests he frequently makes of his hosts).

Combat: Howard prefers not to engage in combat, and only does so if threatened. He is superb at blending into his surroundings and can become all but invisible when he chooses. This, combined with his great agility, gives several of his neighbors cause to board their windows shut rather than risk anything unsavory.

Habitat/Society: Howard lives in rural areas, making his home in small burrows or abandoned buildings. He often lives close to or on farms, as he is fascinated by farm life. He lives by harvesting wild fruits and gleaning grain from a farmer's field. Being honest to the core, Howard always performs some service in exchange for what is taken. For example, he might milk a farmer's daughter and take only a small amount. All he asks in exchange for his labor is a little milk, some bread, and an occasional piece of ass. Howard is an expert on local history, knowing every nook and cranny of the area where he lives. If asked politely, there is a 50% chance that Howard will agree to drone on endlessly about the lineage of his hosts family.

Ecology: Howard is basically a vegetarian who lives very comfortably on the gleanings of agricultural life, and is a colossal pervert.