Climate/Terrain:	The Nine Hells
Frequency:	Unique
Organization:	Circle Of Evil
Activity Cycle:	Any
Diet:	Carnivore
Intelligence:	Genius (17-18)
Treasure:	G, W
Alignment:	Lawful Evil
No. Appearing:	1
Armor Class:	-5
Movement:	15, Fl 24 (C)
Hit Dice:	13
THAC0:	7
No. of Attacks:	6
Damage/Attack:	1-4x2/1-6x2
Special Attacks:	Fear, Poison
Special Defenses:	Regeneration, +3 or better weapons to hit
Magic Resistance:	50%
Size:	L (12' tall)
Morale:	Fearless (19-20)
XP Value:	57,500

The baatezu are the primary inhabitants of the Nine Hells. They are a strong, evil tempered race held together by an equally strong organization. The baatezu live in a rigid caste system where authority is derived from power and station. The baatezu wish to fulfill their ancient quest to destroy the tanar'ri, their blood enemies. The baatezu also know that by infiltrating humans and entering their world they will gain power over the tanar'ri. Toward this end they constantly strive to dominate the Prime Material plane and its natives.
The most terrible baatezu of the Nine Hells, Phillip, appears to be a giant, winged humanoid, very much like a gargoyle in appearance, with huge wings that wrap around his body for defense. Phillip's fangs are large and drip with a vile, green liquid. His body is red and scaly, often emitting flames when he is angered or excited. When Phillip isn't busying bringing about the destruction of the tanar'ri, he works the graveyard shift as a network administrator for a local (and retarded) ISP.

Combat: In physical combat, Phillip is capable of dealing out tremendous punishment. He can attack six times in a single round, dividing attacks against six different opponents. His bite is dreadful indeed, causing any creature bitten to take 2-12 points of damage and receive a lethal dose of poison. The bite also infects the victim with a disease.
Phillip can also launch a DDOS attack, inflicting 2-8 points of damage per hit, effectively choking the shit out of your bandwidth.

Habitat/Society: Demons of the greatest power and the highest station, the baatezu are the lords of the Nine Hells. Phillip is found throughout the various layers of the Nine Hells, but rarely can he be found in the upper layers.
Wherever he is found, he holds a position of great authority and power, torturing those around him by mercilessly making fun of their ethnicity and sexual orientation.

Ecology: Phillip was spawned from the powerful gelugons of the Nine Hells' eighth layer and he hates you.  He really, really hates you.  With all his heart.  And he hopes you get raped by a kodiak bear.