Climate/Terrain:	Tropical, subtropical, temperate swamp
Frequency:	Unique
Organization:	Circle Of Evil
Activity Cycle:	Any
Diet:	Special
Intelligence:	Average (8-10)
Treasure:	E
Alignment:	Chaotic Evil
No. Appearing:	1
Armor Class:	3
Movement:	9, Sw 15
Hit Dice:	8
THAC0:	13
No. of Attacks:	1
Damage/Attack:	5-20 (3d6+2)
Special Attacks:	Skewer
Special Defenses:	Nil
Magic Resistance:	Nil
Size:	L (8' tall)
Morale:	16
XP Value:	975

Steve is a savage, semi-aquatic, reptilian humanoid that lives through scavenging, raiding, and, in less hostile areas, by fishing and gathering. His skin tone ranges from dark green to gray to brown, depending on his surroundings and his scales give him a flecked appearance. His tail is about 3 to 4 feet long and is not prehensile. His garb is limited to strings of bones and other barbaric ornament. Steve possesses above average intelligence, and is most often armed with a great trident, which he wields with great skill and ferocity. Naturally, Steve is an accountant.

Combat: Steve's combat style is unorganized and erratic. If he has equality or an advantage over his opponent, he tends toward frontal assaults. When outnumbered, overmatched, or on his home ground, however, he becomes wily and ferocious. Snares and sudden ambushes are favored tactics in these situations. If cornered, Steve will attempt to confuse his opponent with the classic "Pirates or Ninjas?" gambit in which he debates which of the two groups is cooler, carefully considering the pros and cons of each in this one person debate. His opponent becomes distracted and, having an opinion on the subject matter, quickly joins the discussion which continues for several more hours, usually over beer.  This tactic works only on males. While individually savage in melee, Steve tends to be distracted by food (such as slain opponents) and by simple treasures, which may allow some of his quarry to escape.

Habitat/Society: Steve is typically found in swamps, marshes, and similar places, often dwelling totally underwater in air-filled caves. Steve is omnivorous, but is likely to prefer human flesh to other foods. In this regard he has been known to ambush humans, gather up the corpses and capture the survivors, and take the lot back to his lair for a rude and horrid feast, not unlike the hunting methods seen in lawyers.

Ecology: Steve has few natural enemies, produces no art, artifacts, or trade goods and displays an almost obsessive penchant for internet porn and video games.