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Frequently,
much of what is posted to the blog is found from sites like
warrenellis.com,
fark.com, and
various news sites such as
google news
and slashdot.
But nine times out of ten, the best stuff (Best={funniest,
nastiest, sickest, most depraved}) comes from a group of people
I've just now decided to call The Circle Of Evil. These
people are an exceptional brand of Wrong and are some of the
best friends I have in this world. |
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TOM
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Climate/Terrain: |
Any subterranean |
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Frequency: |
Unique |
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Organization: |
Circle Of Evil |
| Activity
Cycle: |
Any |
| Diet: |
Carnivore (brains) |
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Intelligence: |
Genius (17-18) |
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Treasure: |
S, T,x(B) |
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Alignment: |
Lawful Evil |
| No.
Appearing: |
1 |
| Armor
Class: |
5 |
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Movement: |
12 |
| Hit
Dice: |
8+4 |
| THAC0: |
11 |
| No. of
Attacks: |
4 |
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Damage/Attack: |
2; see below |
| Special
Attacks: |
Mind blast, see below |
| Special
Defenses: |
Magical powers |
| Magic
Resistance: |
90% |
| Size: |
M (6' tall) |
| Morale: |
Champion (15)+special |
| XP
Value: |
9,000 |
Tom is an evil and
feared creature of the Underdark; his powers are formidable and
he feeds on the brains of any creature he encounters. Using
arcane powers, he enslaves or destroys his foes, which include
such powerful creatures as drow, kuo-toa, and plan-checkers. Tom stands about 6 feet tall and has hideous skin
that glistens with slime. His head resembles an octopus, with
white eyes (no pupils are evident) and four tentacles around his
mouth, a round, many-toothed orifice like that of an attorney.
He has three fingers and a thumb on each hand. He can communicate with any
creature via innate telepathy; he has no spoken language,
although he often accompanies his thoughts with hissing, and
the eager lashing of his tentacles. Tom dresses in
flowing robes, often with high, stiff collars, adorned with
symbols of death and despair.
Combat: Tom's preferred method of attack is the
mind blast, projected in a cone 60 feet long, 5 feet wide
at the base, and 20 feet wide at the opposite end. He then tries to grab one
or two stunned victims and escape with them. He keeps some victims as slaves and feeds on the
brains of the others. When devouring the brain of a stunned
victim, he inserts his tentacles into the victim's skull and
draws out its brain, killing the victim in one round. If an
encounter is going against him, Tom will immediately retreat to
his work station, designing and stamping plans to completely
fuck up the electricity in his enemy's home.
Habitat/Society: Tom hates sunlight and avoids it
when possible, living in underground cities. For amusement,
he inflicts pain on his captives and forces slaves to fight in
gladiatorial games. He prefers to eat the brains of thinking
creatures.
Ecology: Tom will live about 125 years. He is a
warm-blooded amphibian, and spent the first 10 years of life as
a tadpole, swimming in the elder-brain pool. On more than one
occasion, Tom's friends have had to pull him down from the top
of a bar, screaming and threatening some asshole who dissed Star
Wars. Tom has a Yoda bong and is not afraid to use it.
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Copyright
2006 TimothyX - Not counting the content stolen from other sites.
Proud member of the Liberal Conspiracy To Ruin America since March 19,
2003. |
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