• Orange County
• Spammers
• Hackers
• Hillary Clinton
• Retarded fucking hypocrites
• All hypocrisy (unless it's my own)
• What passes as "news" in this country
• Patriotic country music
• The buttfucks who listen to patriotic country music but don't vote.
• Anyone whose primary motive for voting is fear of having their gun taken away.
• The NRA - The organization and virtually all it's members.
• Have I really not mentioned Rednecks yet?
• Rednecks
• People who can't tell me why they hate the French but hate them anyway.
• Skaters
• Pro Lifers
• Opponents of same sex marriages
• Republicans
• Democrats
• Elected Officials
• Pundits
• Anyone who refers to Shakespeare as "The Bard"
• Truck drivers
• Female drivers
• Male drivers
• The DMV
• Reality TV
• TV
• Rich, white twats with too much time on their hands
• Rich twats of color with too much time on their hands (but at least they listen to better music than the white ones)
• "The computer has a mind of it's own" as a story device
• Sequels
• Remakes
• Sequels to remakes
• Re-imaginings
• Virtually everyone who knocks on my door
• Internet L33T DOODS/Fagzors
• Big business
• Small business
• Verizon
• Cingular
• "Service" plans from virtually every retail store.
• The Beatles
• Classic Rock
• VH1
• MTV
• DirecTV

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