Thrilling Tard Tales Continued
There's a man in the world named Jimmy Wonderlick. He may well be Officer Pinkstaff's Arch Nemesis. More later, as the story develops.
This is an example of the sort of dictation cops provide us with here:
"He later retrieved his driver's license from his wallet and took it out of his wallet."
This was a twenty minute report that had six minutes worth of content. Just thought I'd give you an idea of the fun I have here. It did remind me of a funny joke one of my friends once made about trying to be as redundant as possible, as much as he could.
A couple hours ago, my supervisor - the old lady - went to the bathroom. Just now, I went in there to take a piss and the toilet seat was up. She has a secret apparently. A secret that will rob me of any decent sort of sleep for the next week. I find this very upsetting.

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