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June 02, 2006

Unfuckingreal

Okay, so talking with Howard tonight, I told him about The Cum Shot Gun and it occurred to me while talking about it, that it could just be a fake commercial which, in this age of fake movie trailers and other crazy internet shit, would be very easy to believe. So I just got back and googled it and came up with this. Just fucking amazing. So I sent an email to Hasbro asking them how it is the guys who run monkeyfilter.com could figure out that, "the Oozinator, the new Super Soaker from Hasbro, is seriously wrong," and (apparently) everyone in their product development and marketing departments can't. I'll post the reply here, assuming I actually get one. Not holding my breath.

Wikipedia has a fucking hysterical entry for The Oozinater, check it out here.

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