Cindy Brady: Would You Fuck Her?
I was watching TV the other day and saw a recent clip of Susan Olsen, who, of course, used to play Cindy Brady on THE BRADY BUNCH. And I thought to myself, "Wow, she's kinda hot. Maybe not be the most beautiful girl I've ever seen but definitely a cutie." Then I wondered, if the situation had ever presented itself (at some point in the past, I'm married now), whether or not I'd have been able to have sex with her.Before continuing, I should probably point out that I've always been a big believer in having sex with someone - even if you'd rather not - just for the bragging rights. For example: She's a nasty, icky old broad, and has been my whole life, but I firmly believe that if the opportunity presented itself, I'd have fucked the Queen of England. How can you pass that up? Maybe an hour or so of the worst sex of your life and then after that? You're the guy that fucked the Queen of England. For the rest of your life. The next time you're at the bar and one of those "Yeah I Banged Her" guys starts telling one of his "Yeah I Banged Her" stories, you can shut him down with, "Whatever dude, I fucked the Queen of England." Or even better the next time some ex-pat Brit gives you attitude (like that ever happens...but it could...maybe), you can look him right in the eye and say, "Shut your limey cake-hole, I fucked your Queen, I'm pretty sure that makes you one of my subjects."
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So, anyway, sex with celebrities for bragging rights. But Cindy Brady? Just a tad on the creepy side there. If you're a dude and you don't have the slightest clue what I'm talking about, you should probably go register yourself as a sex offender.
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