Tight Butts Drive Me Nuts
The gorgon I work with actually just said, "Are we having fun yet?" I responded with, "23 skidoo," figuring she was initiating some bullshit recollection game of antiquated catch phrases, since FUCKING NOBODY would dare say, "Are we having fun yet?" and actually mean it as though it was something quirky and clever to say. I fucking hate people who talk like T-Shirts.
I also hate people who spew out a constant goddamn stream of movie and television references. That shit drives me out of my mind. I have this sort of old school idea in my head that people shouldn't be talking - EVER - unless they're trying to communicate something. If you're looking at me and saying, "Don't have a cow man," in your best Bart Simpson voice, guess what? You aren't fucking saying anything. Oh and also? I don't fucking watch The Simpsons, so you're goddamn quote won't mean anything to me. Why is it that the people that do this always make the assumption that A) everyone watches the same shows they do, and B) everyone understands exactly where they're coming from when they make these references? So fucking stupid.
Whenever I can, I like to watch THE OFFICE on BBCA, it makes me laugh. But I'm not gonna walk around singing "Free Love On The Free Love Freeway" unless I know that the person I'm talking with is also a fan of the show. And even if they are, I'm not going to just randomly start singing it. It has to make sense within the context of the conversation I'm having even if it's something as weak as the other person saying the words "free love." If that context isn't there and I start singing it anyway then I just look like a fucking retard who laughs at the sound of his own farts. Self-censorship is a good thing.
I also hate people who spew out a constant goddamn stream of movie and television references. That shit drives me out of my mind. I have this sort of old school idea in my head that people shouldn't be talking - EVER - unless they're trying to communicate something. If you're looking at me and saying, "Don't have a cow man," in your best Bart Simpson voice, guess what? You aren't fucking saying anything. Oh and also? I don't fucking watch The Simpsons, so you're goddamn quote won't mean anything to me. Why is it that the people that do this always make the assumption that A) everyone watches the same shows they do, and B) everyone understands exactly where they're coming from when they make these references? So fucking stupid.
Whenever I can, I like to watch THE OFFICE on BBCA, it makes me laugh. But I'm not gonna walk around singing "Free Love On The Free Love Freeway" unless I know that the person I'm talking with is also a fan of the show. And even if they are, I'm not going to just randomly start singing it. It has to make sense within the context of the conversation I'm having even if it's something as weak as the other person saying the words "free love." If that context isn't there and I start singing it anyway then I just look like a fucking retard who laughs at the sound of his own farts. Self-censorship is a good thing.
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