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August 07, 2006

Fuck Simon Cowell

Just a brief little aside that didn't really belong in the previous post: I watched American Idol once. I had to stop after watching Simon "cock-goblin" Cowell tear into some dude. In a way, he reminds me of this girl I once dated. Everyone used to always talk about how honest she was and how she'd tell it like it is. That was all a load of shit. She was just an ill-mannered bitch who got off on mistreating people out of some warped sense of cosmic revenge. A lot of fun, tho. Anyway, fuck that Simon guy, I hate people who are rude in the name of honesty.

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