The Tard Chronicles
Okay, no idea where I heard this, but it's hysterical.
Last night, Friday night, somewhere in the Inland Empire, an officer working a police sobriety checkpoint makes contact with the driver of one of the vehicles going through the checkpoint, and has the following interaction with him:
OFFICER: Have you had any alcoholic beverages to drink tonight?
TARD: I had wine to drink...I had beer to drink...I had mixed drinks...What were we talking about again?
OFFICER: Yep.
He got arrested.
Last night, Friday night, somewhere in the Inland Empire, an officer working a police sobriety checkpoint makes contact with the driver of one of the vehicles going through the checkpoint, and has the following interaction with him:
OFFICER: Have you had any alcoholic beverages to drink tonight?
TARD: I had wine to drink...I had beer to drink...I had mixed drinks...What were we talking about again?
OFFICER: Yep.
He got arrested.
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