Retrocrush Is Officially Retarded
Retrocrush.com, formerly in the links session on the left, has always been a mostly cool web site focusing on hot babes and pop culture for my generation. I've always been a big fan because of this.
Things had been going downhill the last few years; however, starting with the annoying goddamn pop up ads. If your web site has pop up ads, you suck Satan's cock and you should be slapped. I don't care how fucking poor you are. But still, I liked the site.
Also, the interviews were almost universally boring. But that's okay there were still a ton of hot babes and kick ass pop culture to rediscover.
Today, I went to the site as I do every couple weeks, and I read a section called DVD ROUNDUP, which is a stupid title, in and of itself. But that's not the problem. The problem is what I found listed there. Directly swiped from the first review:
Oh well, another in a long-ass list of once great sites has finally jumped the shark. What's next? Maybe Maddox will suddenly start to discuss his fucking feelings. Jesus.
Things had been going downhill the last few years; however, starting with the annoying goddamn pop up ads. If your web site has pop up ads, you suck Satan's cock and you should be slapped. I don't care how fucking poor you are. But still, I liked the site.
Also, the interviews were almost universally boring. But that's okay there were still a ton of hot babes and kick ass pop culture to rediscover.
Today, I went to the site as I do every couple weeks, and I read a section called DVD ROUNDUP, which is a stupid title, in and of itself. But that's not the problem. The problem is what I found listed there. Directly swiped from the first review:
THE LAKE HOUSEJesus Christ. A "gorgeous surprise?" Congrats, Robert, you're gayer than Rex Reed. And this is swiped from his third review:
What a gorgeous surprise this movie is. I loved it from beginning to end. Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are fantastic together as a couple who write to each other through a magic time travel mailbox, but are stuck 2 years apart.
MAMA'S FAMILY SEASON ONENo, you don't and no, he isn't. Goddammit, what the fuck is wrong with the world that everyone doesn't universally despise MAMA'S FAMILY?
I didn't think too much of this show when it was on, but looking back it again, you have to admire the fun and original character by Vicki Lawrence. Ken Berry is also great as her dimwitted son.
Oh well, another in a long-ass list of once great sites has finally jumped the shark. What's next? Maybe Maddox will suddenly start to discuss his fucking feelings. Jesus.
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