"There was some sort of White Power protest in front of the Federal Courthouse in Wilshire. I saw it on Saturday, driving by.

Skinhead dudes tend to be pretty ugly. They look like me, with their heads shaved. And they're trying to keep their race pure.

However, whenever races mix, their babies are fucking gorgeous. That sort of caramel-y skin, and the way it off-sets the teeth and eyes. Yowza!

But when I was looking at this group of, basically, shaved cave goblins, I took a gander at their women-folk.

White Power chicks are...pretty hot. They've all got that blonde hair and, let's face it, even when it's dyed it's alluring. Something about a woman who's willing to suffocate her natural hair at the roots -- it's like saying, "I'll wear costumes and talk with an accent to make you come." And the ingrained hatred really tightens and tones those facial muscles. They look like Frank Cho drawings.

God, I'd love to fuck a White Power chick. In a threesome. With Rosaria Dawson."