Telemarketers
Does it occur to people that they don't have to be assholes?
Seriously, just because a person's job is to call me at home and ask me if I want to take part in a survey doesn't mean that they *have* to call me at home and ask me if I want to take part in a survey. They *could* get a new job. But they don't. Why is that? Is it because those jobs pay so much money they just can't afford to work anywhere else? Nope. Maybe these people are handicapped and have to work from home. Fine, but they don't have to work for the fucking devil from home, do they? Couldn't they work for a non-satanic company from home? Of course they could. But they don't. Why? I have to assume they're all assholes. Either that or they have some really weird kink and excessive verbal abuse really gets them off.
Every time someone calls me at home, whether it be a salesman, a politician, or some filthy prick who wants me to provide him with free market research, I point out to the individual on the other end of the line that they don't have to be an asshole. I point out that if they wanted to, they could quit their job right now and go get a job that didn't require them to be an evil piece of shit who interrupts peoples lives for a living. Every single time, they hang up on me. Not once has one of them acknowledged that I was speaking the truth. Now, either they're fucking assholes and they're hanging up on me because they've been found out, or they're fucking retards who don't know what to say next because I've gone "off script." Either way, my world has no place for them and they need to step off the planet.
Seriously, just because a person's job is to call me at home and ask me if I want to take part in a survey doesn't mean that they *have* to call me at home and ask me if I want to take part in a survey. They *could* get a new job. But they don't. Why is that? Is it because those jobs pay so much money they just can't afford to work anywhere else? Nope. Maybe these people are handicapped and have to work from home. Fine, but they don't have to work for the fucking devil from home, do they? Couldn't they work for a non-satanic company from home? Of course they could. But they don't. Why? I have to assume they're all assholes. Either that or they have some really weird kink and excessive verbal abuse really gets them off.
Every time someone calls me at home, whether it be a salesman, a politician, or some filthy prick who wants me to provide him with free market research, I point out to the individual on the other end of the line that they don't have to be an asshole. I point out that if they wanted to, they could quit their job right now and go get a job that didn't require them to be an evil piece of shit who interrupts peoples lives for a living. Every single time, they hang up on me. Not once has one of them acknowledged that I was speaking the truth. Now, either they're fucking assholes and they're hanging up on me because they've been found out, or they're fucking retards who don't know what to say next because I've gone "off script." Either way, my world has no place for them and they need to step off the planet.
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