Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide…

…apparently, anyway:

“Freddie Mac knows of no connection between this terrible personal tragedy and the ongoing regulatory inquiries discussed in our SEC filings…”

I honestly, don’t have anything to say about Kellermann offing himself, the only reason I’m even putting this here is because I’m calling bullshit on the quote from above.  There’s no fucking way his job didn’t play a huge role in his decision.  Time will tell, I guess.


Tim Hatch lives in a secret volcano headquarters somewhere in the South Pacific, where he controls the world economy and writes confessional poetry about his disappointing childhood.

His poetry has been published in MungBeing, East Jasmine Review, The Pacific Review, The Vehicle, Touch: The Journal Of Healing, Apeiron Review, and he is the recipient of the 2014 Felix Valdez Award.

He finds writing about himself in the third person to be an overtly seductive invitation to tell lies.

He once captured a French Eagle at Talavera.

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