Linkblogging isn’t just a stupid word, it’s also an incredibly lazy way to update your site.  Lucky me, I just posted this morning so I can get away with being lazy now.  These are some things I just felt the need to share / comment on:

First up, we have the incredibly sensitive Colorado State Senator Dave Schultheis who apparently thinks that if mommy is a slut, her unborn baby should be condemned to die from AIDS.  The senator says he believes that the disease “stems from sexual promiscuity” and that there should be “negative consequences that take place from…unacceptable behavior.”  This, from the same man who believes that “all life is precious even when it results from tragic circumstances“.  Congrats, Senator Schultheis, you’re a total fucking douche-cock.  Quit breathing my fucking air.

Next we have a total winner by the name of John Kennedy.  Mr. Kennedy is the chief executive of the International Federation of Phonographic Industries and was appropriately mocked after testifying that people would have purchased every single song they’d gotten from internet file sharing.  For the record, I believe you should purchase your music whenever possible (I promise I’ll buy an Ensimi album, if I ever actually see one).  That said, music industry executives need to fuck off with their “poor little me, I’m such a victim” bullshit.  Maybe if there were more good music coming out, I’d be a better consumer.  And before anyone tries to even halfway argue that point, just fucking shut up and take a look at this.

And, lastly, this is funny.  Just hit noon here, who’s up for lunch?


Tim Hatch lives in a secret volcano headquarters somewhere in the South Pacific, where he controls the world economy and writes confessional poetry about his disappointing childhood.

His poetry has been published in MungBeing, East Jasmine Review, The Pacific Review, The Vehicle, Touch: The Journal Of Healing, Apeiron Review, and he is the recipient of the 2014 Felix Valdez Award.

He finds writing about himself in the third person to be an overtly seductive invitation to tell lies.

He once captured a French Eagle at Talavera.

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