So, someone tweeted a link to this:
It’s kind of funny because people take weddings way too fucking seriously. And yet, those are the whitest people alive. But I didn’t post this to make fun of crackers. I posted this because, for several years now I’ve spent a lot of time around wedding professionals and, as a result of that, I’m starting to have opinions I’d never have had otherwise. And I just realized this when, toward the end of the video, as the bride came dancing down the aisle, my first thought was, “Oh my God, that’s a horrible dress.”
I’d like to talk about this more but I’m off to get a mani and a pedi.