Octopussy

In a semi-related follow up to why I hate the adult entertainment industry, I offer you a link to a story that may make you want to wash your brain:

“Vivid Entertainment has offered Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman $1 million to star in a pornographic video…They want Suleman, who gave birth to octuplets in January, to have sex in eight different scenes with eight different men.”

Yeah.  Vivid’s CEO, Stephen Hirsch, goes on to say:

“She’s struggling financially and this is a woman who wants to provide for her kids…this way she can hold her head high and not be using taxpayers money to support her family.”

That’s really big of him.  Normally when I think of porn producers, I think of sweaty fucks in expensive suits, looking for the next person or event to exploit for a quick buck, not the selfless altruism displayed by Mr. Hirsch.  This guy’s just looking out for the best interests of a woman whose bad decisions and emotional issues have thrust her into the spotlight.  And her children.  And every taxpayer in the state!

Fuck Superman, Stephen Hirsch is what a real hero looks like. Oh man, now I’m gonna have to rethink everything!

About

Tim Hatch lives in a secret volcano headquarters somewhere in the South Pacific, where he controls the world economy and writes confessional poetry about his disappointing childhood.

His poetry has been published in MungBeing, East Jasmine Review, The Pacific Review, The Vehicle, Touch: The Journal Of Healing, Apeiron Review, and he is the recipient of the 2014 Felix Valdez Award.

He finds writing about himself in the third person to be an overtly seductive invitation to tell lies.

He once captured a French Eagle at Talavera.

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