Possible AIDS Cure Makes Me Hurl

From WebMD:

March 4, 2009 — A new kind of vaginal gel prevents sexual transmission of the AIDS virus in monkey studies.

You can click the link to read the full article if you want, I’m sure it’s filled with science-y good news.  Personally I stopped after the first sentence because I instantly realized that what was really being said here was that some poor lab tech had to smear gel all up in some monkey’s fucking vagina and I’m now desperately scanning my office for something sharp enough to pierce my skull if I headbutt it with enough force.


Tim Hatch lives in a secret volcano headquarters somewhere in the South Pacific, where he controls the world economy and writes confessional poetry about his disappointing childhood.

His poetry has been published in MungBeing, East Jasmine Review, The Pacific Review, The Vehicle, Touch: The Journal Of Healing, Apeiron Review, and he is the recipient of the 2014 Felix Valdez Award.

He finds writing about himself in the third person to be an overtly seductive invitation to tell lies.

He once captured a French Eagle at Talavera.

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