I really wanted to post something new over the weekend, but someone went and designated fucking half of it to mothers for some goddamn reason. So instead, I’m posting a link to something I wrote for MungBeing a couple years back. If you wind up going there, you should check out the new issue, it’s pretty damn good. And now, I’m off to pursue excellence in the art of 100-level-English-class research papers. Huzzah, bitches!