I haven’t posted a spam e-mail in years, mostly because they’re just not very clever (or at least, I no longer find them humorous enough to share). This made me laugh tho:
From: Veols Goodall
Date: Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:09:51 -0330
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (edited because I won’t help the spammers even if they make me laugh) are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive 🙂