Late in the day yesterday my boss came into my office and asked me to take some pictures of our newest product. I don’t usually talk about what it is I do here on the site but this picture is special enough that I thought I’d share. Here’s a picture of my desk:
And now I’ll answer some obvious questions:
- Yes, those are dildos.
- Yes, they’re supposed to go inside someone.
- Yes, I work for a sex toy manufacturer.
- Yes, that’s a bottle of Purell hand sanitizer between the Diet Coke and the fist and yes, I use it every day.
Jesus, my desk is dusty.