Category: The Not-Very-Timely Movie Review

The Not-Very-Timely Movie Review – True Grit

About a year to a year and a half ago a friend of mine sent me a link to a news story reporting that the Coen Brothers were going to be remaking TRUE GRIT and my reaction was the typical

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The Not-Very-Timely Movie Review – The Abyss (Director's Cut)

I should confess from the start that I can’t fucking stand James Cameron and I like his films just about as much.  The last James Cameron movie I really enjoyed was True Lies, which was only enjoyable because it didn’t

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The Not-Very-Timely Movie Review – Taken

Holy crap!  Last night I saw the best movie of 2008.  At least, it’s the best movie of 2008 if you base a movie’s greatness on how many dirtbags die from being punched in the throat.  Jesus Christ, I think

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The Not-Very-Timely Movie Review – Eagle Eye

What a crock of shit.  Yet another movie featuring supercomputer-turned-god as the bad guy, straight out of The Forbin Project.  If you don’t know what The Forbin Project is, you’re either under 40 or you were popular in high school. 

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The Not-Very-Timely Movie Review – Babylon A.D.

Back in the early 70’s, when I was incredibly young (proving that, fuck you, I’m not that old) the Batman TV show had been canceled for quite a while already but it was still going strong in syndication (what we

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